Since his disappearance, I’ve been telling everyone Mitch McConnell is dead. But after the nearly 167-year-old Senator returned to the hallways of Congress yesterday, I must admit I was wrong this entire time…ghosts really do exist!! I mean, sure, he didn’t look great… and most likely required a mortician, not some over-defiant stylist who dared, “I say, we just go all in on the rigor-moron look.” Although I imagine summering in hell takes a toll on anyone, especially those with MAGA-thin skin. Then again, there’s precedent for this kind of thing. I once got an iPhone to work after IT fell into the toilet and died. So, perhaps they should focus less on stuffing McConnell’s remains into a wheelchair than into a casket full of rice. I bet after the reboot, he’ll be right as rain; you know, the no-show type that loves to leave the American Farmer out to dry. And if not, no big whoop, it’s not like the Department of Justice will charge anyone with elder abuse…not when the evidence clearly points to desecration of a corpse…pilaf.
The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/doctor-fears-mcconnell-senate-return-145610903.html
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