Voters just overwhelmingly rebuked the Trump administration for operating like a dictatorship. So, Trump immediately replaced his White House Chief of Staff, Susie Wiles, with fascism’s biggest regret, Stephen Miller.
I guess when you ask a dementia patient for a courtesy flush, don’t be shocked when they yell ‘loud and clear!’… flush… and toss your shit-covered toothbrush into the fridge.
The firing marks the latest in a long line of female scapegoats for Trump 47, that include Pam Bondi, Katie Zachariah, Kristi Noem, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Jane Doe #4, Redacted, and the 5 & 1/2 who forgot to refill the ketchup bottle in his diaper bag.
You would think after all that lying, cheating, and trying to fuck his own daughter on The View, women would realize Trump cares about them as much as they care about barista Jimothy’s fantasy football collapse.
At this point, I don’t even think Trump trusts Trump’s motivations with women. I mean, it took 65 years of treating women like shit to not only realize he’s no longer a boob guy, but that even some men’s asses have jiggled their way to the top of his ‘Totally Wood’ list.
And yet, as we speak, Natalie Harp is vigorously googling wedding DJs, what to get the man who steals everything, and how to make an 80-year-old with dementia forget to sign a prenup.
