Tag: The Office

Meet Scrooge McDuck’s Less Successful Cousin: President Donald J. Lame Duck…

I assume when Trump voters first heard “Golden Age of America,” they thought prosperity, not turning the People’s House into a golden shower dojo for Liberace fans… https://www.thedailybeast.com/jaw-dropping-details-of-trumps-midterm-outbursts-revealed I mean, sure, some of Donald Trump’s decor choices have been “unifying.” Or, as the kids call wanting a Nobel Peace Prize every time the Supreme Court […]

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So It Turns Out Sir MAGA-Lot Likes Big Butts, And He Cannot NOT Lie…

Donald Trump canceled his remaining rallies this week. He’s reportedly furious that no one understood the brilliant correlation between having a firm grasp on inflation and playing grab-ass with a middle-aged rapper’s faux dumper. https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-makes-major-campaign-change-after-humiliating-protests It’s a shame too, because if anyone needs a lesson in sudden deflation, it’s a Trump supporter. After all, Truth […]

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Trump One-Ups White House Correspondents’ Dinner Shooter With His Own Bomb!!!

Donald Trump failed miserably at last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner speech, proving once again that the only funny bone in his body is a cankle. Especially now that miniature erections are completely out of the picture. The good news is that although Trump did bomb, zero Iranian schoolgirls were harmed in the process. I […]

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Trump Bucks America!!!

Congratulations, Donald Trump, you now have more in common with George Washington than the president who privately calls black people the N-word.  The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/26/trump-signature-us-bills-currency If you want to lower inflation, you elect Tom Brady, not DJThankles!! The Yahoo Finance Article Quoted – https://finance.yahoo.com/economy/policy/articles/trump-declared-inflation-defeated-now-113000406.html VS BTW… That was the hardest joke I […]

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Does Trump Believe A 9/11-Like Terror Attack Will Make America Great Again?!?

So now that Operation Epstein Fury is underway, and Donald Trump has killed Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei. Something 86 years, his terminal cancer, and a wayward bowel movement could’ve easily done, but with far less collateral damage and clips of Pete Hegseth getting in his warsplaining reps. And in doing so, not only handed the Ayatollah […]

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Trouble In Parad-ICE?!?

Trump’s immigration enforcement has clearly hit an ICE-berg and is rapidly taking on more water than his lower limbs. But instead of going down with the ship, Trump’s band of MAGA misfits has turned on one another faster than the Gallagher Brothers in an Oasis Crime Family. However, Kristi Noem hand-picked Greg Bovino, which, in […]

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