I assume when Trump voters first heard “Golden Age of America,” they thought prosperity, not turning the People’s House into a golden shower dojo for Liberace fans…
https://www.thedailybeast.com/jaw-dropping-details-of-trumps-midterm-outbursts-revealed
I mean, sure, some of Donald Trump’s decor choices have been “unifying.” Or, as the kids call wanting a Nobel Peace Prize every time the Supreme Court unanimously overturns your landscaping decision: Thirsty AF.
However, the Democrats did pick up more Republican seats in one night than a coked-up janitor at a Trump rally…. I haven’t seen black and white folks in America this united over different issues since the OJ verdict.
Of course, anyone with an IQ above the MAGA-Mendoza line already realized Democrats were always better for the economy. Trump spent billions bombing Iran. For what, so baby formula in Idaho could cost table-service titty prices at an LA nightclub?
Meanwhile, Democrats toppled an entire oppressive regime in Texas and somehow tricked Elon Musk into paying for the whole damn thing.
Not only do the midterms prove it’s never too late to do the right thing, but even the dumbest MAGA fucker alive can’t blame paying $6.50 a gallon for diesel on the one 13-year-old Trans kid who doesn’t absolutely hate playing dodgeball.
Critics are questioning why Trump moved Natalie Harp’s desk into his private White House quarters, claiming the two have absolutely nothing in common. Personally, I think it makes total sense—clearly she knows how to go down on a right-leaning poll headfirst.
