Meet Scrooge McDuck’s Less Successful Cousin: President Donald J. Lame Duck…

I assume when Trump voters first heard “Golden Age of America,” they thought prosperity, not turning the People’s House into a golden shower dojo for Liberace fans… https://www.thedailybeast.com/jaw-dropping-details-of-trumps-midterm-outbursts-revealed I mean, sure, some of Donald Trump’s decor choices have been “unifying.” Or, as the kids call wanting a Nobel Peace Prize every time the Supreme Court […]

Musk Avenges Bot Deaths…

Ukraine unleashed a drone attack on Russian data centers that wiped out millions of internet bots and the Truth Social comment section… And instead of praising democracy’s war on disinformation, Donald Trump rebranded the extermination of his faux-fascist fans as ‘The Trump Holocaust,’ while feeling catfished by his imaginary friends, made Emo Musk take his […]

Democratic Socialism: Overreaction To MAGA Or Logical Response To AI?!?

I am a fairly moderate Democrat, for instance, from Joe Manchin to Bernie Sanders, I would grade myself an Andy Beshear (Kentucky Governor), on a Left-Wing Lunatic curve. However, since the entire Republican Party has set up shop on the Boogaloo Bois right flank. I am still lightyears closer to a democratic socialist than I […]

Exposing America’s First Lady Of The Night!!!

In the words of the great 20th century philosopher Dr. Dre, “And when it all boils down, you gonna find in the end. A bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a man’s best friend. So what? You found you a ho that you like? But you can’t make a ho a housewife.” Or […]

The Insurrection Act: MAGA’s Final Solution!!!

If Republicans were genuinely scared of illegal migrants spreading across the country faster than measles at a Fort Worth Chuck E Cheese, then why were Governors Greg Abbott, Ron DeSantis, and the rest of the Injustice League shipping immigrants off to Blue States like they were a national guard troop in search of common sense? […]

Is There A White Trash Freaky Friday Happening In Congress?!?

Has anyone else noticed that Marjorie Taylor Greene has been demanding the release of the Epstein Files and blaming the GOP for the government shutdown, and John Fetterman’s day is spent trashing Democrats on Fox News? Which begs the question: Are MTG and Fetterman involved in some sorta bipartisan body swap, like “Freaky Friday,” but […]

Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Absolutely Nailing Her Squad Audition!!!

Marjorie Taylor Greene: Republican congresswoman, who continues to vote against her own party’s interests, which not only earned her the title MAGA Manchin, but her recent support of Democrats puts an entirely new spin on the slogan “Back the Blue.” The once HMIC(Head-MAGAT-In-Charge) now appears to cherish her new role as GOP spoiler as she […]

🎶 It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Russia 🎶

It’s rather apparent that at yesterday morning’s MAGA meeting, not only did Donald Trump smell like he had just left a hard-boiled egg and onion, after they all crumbled a feta block’s soul during a gang bang, but he also told his army of talking heads to go forth and scream from high atop the […]

Lying To Their Radicalized Base May Be Hazardous To MAGA’s Health!!!

Despite all of MAGA’s best efforts, no amount of “Thoughts and Prayers” could turn Charlie Kirk’s assassin into some poster child for liberalism. Or as gerrymandering’s biggest regret Nancy Mace so eloquently put it, “It sounds like the shooter was a tranny.” Even Utah Governor, and magical underoos-sporting Mormon, Spencer Cox, chimed in with his […]

Trump’s Horned-Up Newsmax Interview Made America Nauseous Again!!!

Donald Trump took time out of avoiding accusations about his creepy past to open up to Newsmax about his 27-year-old Press Secretary’s fuckability. Because nothing screams, “I’m a reformed pedophile” more than hornily hitting on an employee who was -2 years-old back when Trump was barely a 50-year-old wingman for Jeffrey Epstein. Then again, only […]

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