Barack Obama joked that the Trump White House looks like “Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.” Ironically, Donald Trump didn’t mind being compared to a ruthless dictator—but spent three full days defending the rights of the overpriced casual-dining industry.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-secret-stake-in-cheesecake-factory-revealed
If only he protected the Strait of Hormuz with the passion he defends corporate interests. Perhaps a side of microwaved avocado egg rolls wouldn’t cost a brown-bread junkie booger-sugar prices.
Meanwhile, the Trump DOJ is suing to contest the Alaska Senate election because an Independent candidate has the exact same name as the Republican. And they said building an entire political base that refuses to learn the word ‘incumbent’ was impossible.
Maybe Project 2028 should be Melania translating 13 hours of menu items into a Cheesecake Factory audiobook.
‘T-T-T-T-TODAY, JUNIOR’
…and in totally unrelated news, Fox News believes drinking Boba Tea through a straw is ‘totally gay.’ In fact, Jesse Watters would never voluntarily suck balls through any small plastic opening… unless the glory hole was also conservative.
MAGA: Making America Swear the First Amendment’s Black Eye Was Self-Inflicted (Since …
‘QUIET PIGGY’
