The Only Thing Missing From The Cheesecake Factory Menu Is A Dan Sullivan…

Barack Obama joked that the Trump White House looks like “Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.” Ironically, Donald Trump didn’t mind being compared to a ruthless dictator—but spent three full days defending the rights of the overpriced casual-dining industry. https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-secret-stake-in-cheesecake-factory-revealed If only he protected the Strait of Hormuz with the passion he defends corporate interests. […]

Why You Should Never Hit A Republican Gubernatorial Candidate With A Door…

Based On A True Story… So today I did something I am certainly not proud of. I was picking up food at the Iron Town Diner in Saugus, Massachusetts. (Picture an IHOP that believes hiring a minority waitress is in bad taste.) As I pulled into the parking lot, I noticed a rather large gathering […]

The Guardians of Pedophilia Strike Again…

JD Vance is telling people to ‘stop whining’ about Vivek Ramaswamy’s horrific campaign ad. Apparently, the party of border security is now all-in on the boundary-crossing minority who fucks white women. What’s next for Vice MAGA Theresa? Raising awareness for hate crimes against Springfield Haitians by holding an all-you-can-eat puppy potluck? If only hypocrisy were […]

Bleach Bondi Can’t Keep Her Sh*t Together!!!

Sure, Pam Bondi accidentally handed Democrats proof of Trump’s crimes… But according to her father, it could’ve been much, much, much worse!!! In Today’s Palate Cleaser, we learn that having a competent Caddy can mean the difference between a par for the course afternoon and ditching your cart in the rough before scoring a triple […]

We’re Being Lied To, We’re Being Murdered…Our Pets Heads Are Falling Off!!!

Donald Trump, a man who wants to protect Americans from immigrants so much that he’s willing to kill every last citizen just to prove it. Renee Good and Alex Pretti weren’t collateral damage; they were fascism’s strategic write-offs. Pretti WAS however, brandishing a weapon to interfere with an ICE operation. But that operation wasn’t to […]

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