Donald Trump canceled his remaining rallies this week. He’s reportedly furious that no one understood the brilliant correlation between having a firm grasp on inflation and playing grab-ass with a middle-aged rapper’s faux dumper.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-makes-major-campaign-change-after-humiliating-protests
It’s a shame too, because if anyone needs a lesson in sudden deflation, it’s a Trump supporter. After all, Truth Social’s stock value is currently dropping faster than a Mar-a-Lago 6 with a supportive dad and career aspirations.
Leave it to Trump to stop scaring the shit out of white folks on Halloween weekend. Only a failed casino owner who claims the term ‘The house always wins’ is a socialist conspiracy could rig the Super Bowl of fear-mongering and then immediately forget how to bet.
Billionaires: What it means to have Trump money and his diaper genie’s popularity. Imagine being so unlikable that when publicists look at you, they think, “I’d rather promote explosive diarrhea at a thinnest thong contest.”
