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So It Turns Out Sir MAGA-Lot Likes Big Butts, And He Cannot NOT Lie…

Donald Trump canceled his remaining rallies this week. He’s reportedly furious that no one understood the brilliant correlation between having a firm grasp on inflation and playing grab-ass with a middle-aged rapper’s faux dumper. https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-makes-major-campaign-change-after-humiliating-protests It’s a shame too, because if anyone needs a lesson in sudden deflation, it’s a Trump supporter. After all, Truth […]

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Trump To Pay Himself $230 Million In Taxpayer Money To Fund His Obsession With Balls!!!

Donald Trump plans to award himself $230 million to remind the public that if anyone deserves to pay a price for January 6th, it’s the American Taxpayer. After all, prior to the 2020 Presidential election, Trump specifically warned voters not to elect Biden. So, instead, Trump sent a moron militia to hang Mike Pence in […]

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Sex-Trafficker’s Cellmate Opens Up About Trump’s Epstein Involvement!!!

Republicans have been pushing this narrative that if Donald Trump were partaking in sex crimes as Epstein’s wingman, then wouldn’t Democrats have used the Biden years to bring him to justice? As if Republicans didn’t spend four years accusing Democrats of a “Witch Hunt” for attempting to hold Trump accountable for orchestrating history’s first nationally […]

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