Tag: politics

Mitch McConnell Gives Thumbs Up… As Republicans Announce All No Votes Will Require His Emotional Support Rock!!!

Since his disappearance, I’ve been telling everyone Mitch McConnell is dead. But after the nearly 167-year-old Senator returned to the hallways of Congress yesterday, I must admit I was wrong this entire time…ghosts really do exist!! I mean, sure, he didn’t look great… and most likely required a mortician, not some over-defiant stylist who dared, […]

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Social Media’s New Favorite Pastime: “Will MAGA Out-Gay Grindr… Again?!?”

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, or consuming only the “Most Fair and Balanced” propaganda Cable News has to offer, you’ve likely heard reports that Grindr’s servers have crashed yet again. Causing social media to collectively lose its shit about the gay hookup app not being capable of handling all the traffic coming from […]

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“Tala Freako’s” Revenge…

Let me start by saying, for as much as I love to throw punches, I refuse to punch down. Which, I believe, is the single biggest difference between the two parties. While Democrats are taking on corporate greed and ensuring Billionaires pay their fair share, Republicans are busy speed-bagging the poor, minorities, and the handful […]

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Sooo…What Did I Miss???

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m back. Now, if you would hold your applause until the end, we can get started. And for those of you still wondering where the fuck I have been. I say: Well, if Jimmy Kimmel, The Daily Show, and Melania Trump can afford to take summers off. Then I can afford to […]

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Trump One-Ups White House Correspondents’ Dinner Shooter With His Own Bomb!!!

Donald Trump failed miserably at last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner speech, proving once again that the only funny bone in his body is a cankle. Especially now that miniature erections are completely out of the picture. The good news is that although Trump did bomb, zero Iranian schoolgirls were harmed in the process. I […]

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There Was Plenty Of Foreign Interference In The 2020 Election… But For Trumplethinskin!!!

Donald Trump addressed the nation last night about US election security, and while most Diaper Don critics’ initial response was to grab their eyeballs before they rolled out of the back of their head, I said, “Bring it the fuck on…” Like I was spitballing new titles for a cheerleader lorno. And no, not because […]

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