GOPiece of Sh!t: From Begging For Gas $ To Pistol Pete’s #Squad Goals…

Pete Hegseth plans to live-stream a military execution using a firing squad. When asked why he wouldn’t just use lethal injection, Hegseth replied, ‘Well, duh, that’s disgusting. Audiences are deathly afraid of needles.’

The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/political-enemies-unite-slam-ghoulish-155416101.html

But Hegseth isn’t the only one treating the government like an OnlyFans burner account. Across the country, Republican candidates are literally begging struggling voters for gas money. On a scale of “tone-deaf,” asking everyday people to front democracy’s demise falls somewhere between ICE demanding protesters bankroll a tear-gas drive, and Hegseth asking a firing-squad target to bring his own mask and bullets.

Sick Workout Bromeo…

But hey, if you think things couldn’t get any worse, the last time Pistol Pete texted #SquadGoals, he accidentally airdropped a circle-jerk pic to Netanyahu.

Meanwhile, Kimberly Guilfoyle took time out of haunting Greek tanning salons to do what most Trump exes do best: screw the unfuckable for Botox money. However, since Kim got dumped before the wedding, the only parting gift from the Trumps was a ‘So Now That You Have Chlamydia’ pamphlet. On the bright side, now that she’s aged out of trophy wife-ing, she’s forced to turn her ‘talents’ to a more honorable profession, like extortion. Apparently, she had to pivot after Amex updated its credit terms to no longer accept IOUs from Don Jr.’s sloppy seconds.”