Ukraine unleashed a drone attack on Russian data centers that wiped out millions of internet bots and the Truth Social comment section… And instead of praising democracy’s war on disinformation, Donald Trump rebranded the extermination of his faux-fascist fans as ‘The Trump Holocaust,’ while feeling catfished by his imaginary friends, made Emo Musk take his […]
Read More Musk Avenges Bot Deaths…Pete Hegseth plans to live-stream a military execution using a firing squad. When asked why he wouldn’t just use lethal injection, Hegseth replied, ‘Well, duh, that’s disgusting. Audiences are deathly afraid of needles.’ The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/political-enemies-unite-slam-ghoulish-155416101.html But Hegseth isn’t the only one treating the government like an OnlyFans burner account. Across […]
Read More GOPiece of Sh!t: From Begging For Gas $ To Pistol Pete’s #Squad Goals…The desperation out there is getting loud and explosive like the encore performance of a tainted Chipotle lettuce bowl. So much so that Donald Trump claimed he wouldn’t even care if Iran nuked California off the map… in what the Japanese call the least productive way to lower gas prices. Meanwhile, down-ballot candidates are scrambling. […]
Read More The GOP’s Midterm Strategy: Panicked Polls And Tainted Bowls…Google AI once called me a “mix between Hunter S. Thompson and George Carlin,” so I was already skeptical of its intentions before it suggested Suicide-Sunday Funday. I mean, anyone who tells you exactly what you want to hear on the internet is either trying to kill you, fuck you, or have you send a […]
Read More Trump Saves The World From AI… So He Can One Day Take The Credit For SI’s Kill!!!Another day, another ICE-involved shooting. Only this time, the victim of ICE-IS Terrorism was an unarmed Austin DoorDasher shot in the back. Sadly, this tragedy hits a little too close to home since some of my closest friends are DoorDash Customers… who get irrationally hangry when their food is on time… LET ALONE splattered in […]
Read More ICE-IS Terrorism: Midterm Edition!!!
