GOPiece of Sh!t: From Begging For Gas $ To Pistol Pete’s #Squad Goals…

Pete Hegseth plans to live-stream a military execution using a firing squad. When asked why he wouldn’t just use lethal injection, Hegseth replied, ‘Well, duh, that’s disgusting. Audiences are deathly afraid of needles.’ The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/political-enemies-unite-slam-ghoulish-155416101.html But Hegseth isn’t the only one treating the government like an OnlyFans burner account. Across […]

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ICE-IS Terrorism: Midterm Edition!!!

Another day, another ICE-involved shooting. Only this time, the victim of ICE-IS Terrorism was an unarmed Austin DoorDasher shot in the back. Sadly, this tragedy hits a little too close to home since some of my closest friends are DoorDash Customers… who get irrationally hangry when their food is on time… LET ALONE splattered in […]

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Habeas Corpus Denier Kristi Noem Challenges Harvard’s Grasp Of The Law!!!

Kristi Noem, fresh off proving her understanding of constitutional law, wasn’t nearly as extensive as her collection of bedazzled bulletproof vests after getting wedgied in front of Congress by the definition of habeas corpus. And while the shame alone would debilitate most, it somehow didn’t discourage the c#nty cosplay queen from taking on Harvard Law’s […]

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