Tag: Fuck ICE

GOPiece of Sh!t: From Begging For Gas $ To Pistol Pete’s #Squad Goals…

Pete Hegseth plans to live-stream a military execution using a firing squad. When asked why he wouldn’t just use lethal injection, Hegseth replied, ‘Well, duh, that’s disgusting. Audiences are deathly afraid of needles.’ The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/political-enemies-unite-slam-ghoulish-155416101.html But Hegseth isn’t the only one treating the government like an OnlyFans burner account. Across […]

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ICE-IS Terrorism: Midterm Edition!!!

Another day, another ICE-involved shooting. Only this time, the victim of ICE-IS Terrorism was an unarmed Austin DoorDasher shot in the back. Sadly, this tragedy hits a little too close to home since some of my closest friends are DoorDash Customers… who get irrationally hangry when their food is on time… LET ALONE splattered in […]

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Tantrum On ICE

Normally, when a white woman gets racially profiled, she is accidentally handed a pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks. However, not for Tan Mom. She was apprehended by ICE Agents because her complexion resembles the dark side of the moon, in both shade and texture. That was until Trump’s Gestapo realized she was just a MAGA-Karen […]

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Trouble In Parad-ICE?!?

Trump’s immigration enforcement has clearly hit an ICE-berg and is rapidly taking on more water than his lower limbs. But instead of going down with the ship, Trump’s band of MAGA misfits has turned on one another faster than the Gallagher Brothers in an Oasis Crime Family. However, Kristi Noem hand-picked Greg Bovino, which, in […]

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Congratulations ICE, You Dropped More Bodies Than Boston Last Year!!!

What’s the difference between protesting the Supreme Leader in Iran and Donald Trump in Minneapolis? At least in Iran, the execution comes after the trial. Just last week, Trump called Ashli Babbitt, the armed domestic terrorist who attacked federal law enforcement on January 6th, a “ Patriot,” and Renee Good, the unarmed patriot federal law […]

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