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Meet Scrooge McDuck’s Less Successful Cousin: President Donald J. Lame Duck…

I assume when Trump voters first heard “Golden Age of America,” they thought prosperity, not turning the People’s House into a golden shower dojo for Liberace fans… https://www.thedailybeast.com/jaw-dropping-details-of-trumps-midterm-outbursts-revealed I mean, sure, some of Donald Trump’s decor choices have been “unifying.” Or, as the kids call wanting a Nobel Peace Prize every time the Supreme Court […]

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Ride or Die: How A Chance Run-In Became A Democrat’s Awkward Origin Story…

Previously on The Anti-Social Media…. Based on a True Story… I was recently reflecting on my run-in with MAGA Mike Minogue, and hitting a wannabe governor with a door (allegedly) dredged up some repressed feelings and memories. Specifically, it reminded me how much I fucking HATE being late. I’m talking: the kind of rage Stephen […]

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The Only Thing Missing From The Cheesecake Factory Menu Is A Dan Sullivan…

Barack Obama joked that the Trump White House looks like “Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.” Ironically, Donald Trump didn’t mind being compared to a ruthless dictator—but spent three full days defending the rights of the overpriced casual-dining industry. https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-secret-stake-in-cheesecake-factory-revealed If only he protected the Strait of Hormuz with the passion he defends corporate interests. […]

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Musk Avenges Bot Deaths…

Ukraine unleashed a drone attack on Russian data centers that wiped out millions of internet bots and the Truth Social comment section… And instead of praising democracy’s war on disinformation, Donald Trump rebranded the extermination of his faux-fascist fans as ‘The Trump Holocaust,’ while feeling catfished by his imaginary friends, made Emo Musk take his […]

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GOPiece of Sh!t: From Begging For Gas $ To Pistol Pete’s #Squad Goals…

Pete Hegseth plans to live-stream a military execution using a firing squad. When asked why he wouldn’t just use lethal injection, Hegseth replied, ‘Well, duh, that’s disgusting. Audiences are deathly afraid of needles.’ The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/political-enemies-unite-slam-ghoulish-155416101.html But Hegseth isn’t the only one treating the government like an OnlyFans burner account. Across […]

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Pete Hegseth Wants His ‘No Fatties, Just Warriors’ Ethos … And To Eat ‘It’ Too!

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is now strictly enforcing a “No Beardos” policy in the U.S. military. Not since Frank Beard—the ironically clean-shaven drummer of ZZ Top—has someone been so publicly terrified of his OWN 5 o’clock shadow. Hegseth even summarized his new, streamlined vision for the armed forces with a zero-chills checklist: “No Fatties, No […]

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