Tag: Today’s Palate Cleanser

Mitch McConnell Gives Thumbs Up… As Republicans Announce All No Votes Will Require His Emotional Support Rock!!!

Since his disappearance, I’ve been telling everyone Mitch McConnell is dead. But after the nearly 167-year-old Senator returned to the hallways of Congress yesterday, I must admit I was wrong this entire time…ghosts really do exist!! I mean, sure, he didn’t look great… and most likely required a mortician, not some over-defiant stylist who dared, […]

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Social Media’s New Favorite Pastime: “Will MAGA Out-Gay Grindr… Again?!?”

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, or consuming only the “Most Fair and Balanced” propaganda Cable News has to offer, you’ve likely heard reports that Grindr’s servers have crashed yet again. Causing social media to collectively lose its shit about the gay hookup app not being capable of handling all the traffic coming from […]

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“Tala Freako’s” Revenge…

Let me start by saying, for as much as I love to throw punches, I refuse to punch down. Which, I believe, is the single biggest difference between the two parties. While Democrats are taking on corporate greed and ensuring Billionaires pay their fair share, Republicans are busy speed-bagging the poor, minorities, and the handful […]

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Trump One-Ups White House Correspondents’ Dinner Shooter With His Own Bomb!!!

Donald Trump failed miserably at last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner speech, proving once again that the only funny bone in his body is a cankle. Especially now that miniature erections are completely out of the picture. The good news is that although Trump did bomb, zero Iranian schoolgirls were harmed in the process. I […]

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Don’t Worry The Explosions At Two Middle-East Nuclear Facilities Will Be Blamed On Rat Droppings…

Why, when: “Keep it moving, nothing to see here, folks.” is how the blamestream media reacts to a mushroom cloud in the Middle East, do my Spidey-senses scream: “WHAT DID DONNY DO NOW?” Perhaps, it’s because Fox News spent an entire week trying to will a pandemic out of manufactured fear and highly-rated Rat droppings, […]

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Nancy Mace: Advocate For Survivors… Unless The Sex Offender Can Help Her Win A Primary!!!

The Politico Article Quoted- https://www.politico.com/news/2026/05/05/chuck-edwards-ethics-sexual-harrassment-00906871?shem=dsdf,sharefoc,agadiscoversdl,,sh/x/discover/m1/4 Don’t get me wrong, if you’re ridding Congress of sexual predators, you can count me in. I just find it hypocritical coming from gerrymandering’s biggest regret, Nancy Mace. A woman who confuses her MAGA soapbox for the moral high ground. When in reality, the distance between the two requires an […]

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The Trump Phone Reviews Are In….

Finally, a Trump scam that will not only steal millions from hard-working Americans, but will also serve as a teachable moment for even the most moronic of MAGA Marks. I mean, voting for a Conman is stupid, but venmoing Trump a hundo…on an IOU…now that sounds symptomatic of shit-for-brain’s more violent cousin, CTE. The stage […]

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