Previously on The Anti-Social Media…. Based on a True Story… I was recently reflecting on my run-in with MAGA Mike Minogue, and hitting a wannabe governor with a door (allegedly) dredged up some repressed feelings and memories. Specifically, it reminded me how much I fucking HATE being late. I’m talking: the kind of rage Stephen […]
Read More Ride or Die: How A Chance Run-In Became A Democrat’s Awkward Origin Story…Barack Obama joked that the Trump White House looks like “Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.” Ironically, Donald Trump didn’t mind being compared to a ruthless dictator—but spent three full days defending the rights of the overpriced casual-dining industry. https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-secret-stake-in-cheesecake-factory-revealed If only he protected the Strait of Hormuz with the passion he defends corporate interests. […]
Read More The Only Thing Missing From The Cheesecake Factory Menu Is A Dan Sullivan…On its own, yesterday’s FBI raid on Fulton County, Georgia’s election infrastructure, is the kind of nightmare fuel that makes Freddy Krueger contemplate early retirement. And that’s before we learned CIA top boss Tulsi Garbard (who, coincidentally, shares Freddy Krueger’s skin regime) was pictured sneaking around the premises, looking more like Leonardo DiCaprio from “The […]
Read More Pepe Le Pew-Tin Puppet Strikes Again!!!Most people who start fights and heckle comics at 1 am call themselves an Uber, not a Nobel Peace Prize candidate. However, the only thing Donald Trump likes more than starting a conflict is taking undeserved credit for ending one between two countries he would rather tariff than pronounce. Leave it to Donald Trump to […]
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