Ukraine unleashed a drone attack on Russian data centers that wiped out millions of internet bots and the Truth Social comment section… And instead of praising democracy’s war on disinformation, Donald Trump rebranded the extermination of his faux-fascist fans as ‘The Trump Holocaust,’ while feeling catfished by his imaginary friends, made Emo Musk take his […]
Read More Musk Avenges Bot Deaths…Since his disappearance, I’ve been telling everyone Mitch McConnell is dead. But after the nearly 167-year-old Senator returned to the hallways of Congress yesterday, I must admit I was wrong this entire time…ghosts really do exist!! I mean, sure, he didn’t look great… and most likely required a mortician, not some over-defiant stylist who dared, […]
Read More Mitch McConnell Gives Thumbs Up… As Republicans Announce All No Votes Will Require His Emotional Support Rock!!!Donald Trump took time out of bitching about a civil disobedient escalator at the UN being nothing more than an UPPITY STAIRCASE, ON THE LEFT. To protect the vital interests of American national security. No, not from Russian fighter jets taunting Sarah Palin as she watches the War in Ukraine from her Alaskan front porch. […]
Read More Trump Is More Concerned With Escalator Payback Than Russian Fighter Jets In Alaska!!!
