That’s right, folks, with gun violence against the corrupt political class on the rise, Republicans don’t think common sense gun laws, turning the divisive rhetoric down, or not tricking slow adults into funding their lavish pedophilia will help solve the problem; no, they feel the best remedy is to make the working-class foot the bill for the DJThankles Party Fortress. You know, because what better way to “Make America Great Again” than by forcing it to pay for the dance floor where the Epstein list gets to perform the electric slide, un-redacted.
The Independent Article Quoted – https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/taxpayer-fund-trump-ballroom-correspondents-dinner-shooting-b2966078.html
Stealing a joke is one thing, but tweeting Dave Chappelle “I’m Rick James, Bitch” was your “fan’s” idea….
In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that in times of chaos, people often act on instincts alone. So, while drunks reach for the bottle and olds that final spoonful of soup. Others are in search of more precious things like Instagram likes or, in the case of RFK Jr. (who left his wife to fend for herself), an unvaccinated fresh start with 30,000 fewer “miles” and an iron-clad prenup. However, when the shit hits the fan, you can always count on Steven Miller to do the right thing. If the right thing to do is to grab your own pregnant wife by the tit and use her unborn child as a human-shield battering ram. But hey, at the end of the day, at least everyone made it home safely, and Mr Un-Fuckable now has a picture of the last time he’ll ever touch a boob.
