Pete Hegseth Wants His ‘No Fatties, Just Warriors’ Ethos … And To Eat ‘It’ Too!

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is now strictly enforcing a “No Beardos” policy in the U.S. military. Not since Frank Beard—the ironically clean-shaven drummer of ZZ Top—has someone been so publicly terrified of his OWN 5 o’clock shadow. Hegseth even summarized his new, streamlined vision for the armed forces with a zero-chills checklist: “No Fatties, No […]

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To Combat Political Violence, Trump Replaced The FBI’s Finest With Podcasters And Groupies!!!

Keystone Kash, FBI Director, and MAGA’s proof that diversity is also a four-letter word. Fresh off turning his own friend’s murder investigation into a clusterfuck showcase, or as Patel calls falsely accusing Utah’s lone minority of capital murder via emojis, “Good police work.” Then again, what did we expect from Donald Trump draining federal law […]

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