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Eggs Benedict Arnold Cancels His Appearances As Stock Markets Decline!!!

Donald Trump was a noticeable no-show yesterday at all his scheduled public speaking engagements. Of course, his absence conveniently coincided with the stock market dropping at the same alarming rate as his approval ratings. Thankfully, the American public got a much-needed day off from Trump’s nauseating false hope and economic empty promises. I’m starting to […]

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The Sandy Hook Promise Tip Line Has Successfully Prevented 18 School Shootings!!!

Despite what MAGA’s tin-foil bandana, Alex Jones would have you believe, school shootings occur when troubled kids have access to high-powered guns, full stop. What doesn’t cause these horrific massacres are mythical government psyops starring deranged actors cosplaying as mourning parents for political influence and thoughts and prayers on Facebook. Sadly, under Trump’s direction, common […]

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Thanks To Trump The Fact-Checking Industry Is Booming!!!

Besides nauseating competent viewers with a masturbatory reimagining of his corruption, Trump spent the majority of his State of the Regime speech proving his cost-cutting campaign promises were nothing more than a basic-bitch bait-and-switch. According to the two-faced Trump himself, Americans should expect “a little disturbance” due to his counterproductive tariffs and economic blunders. A […]

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Interim First Lady Musk Will Be Trump’s Date At His State Of The Dictatorship Speech!!!

So, DOGE-Bag-in-Chief Elon Musk will attend Trump’s State of the Dictatorship speech as his guest. During the event, it appears Musk will be positioned inside the First Lady’s box. Which, much like the State of New York, is another venue where Trump has been banned from conducting his sordid business. Musk’s appearance is a follow-up […]

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Sugar Bush Proves To Be A Sticky Situation For Vance And His Family!!!

JD Vance’s Vermont vacation was a disaster thanks to outspoken backlash over his display of MAGA fascism. Those protesting made it abundantly clear that the Green Mountains are much bluer than they appear on social media. I must say, I was pleasantly surprised with the quality and quantity of outrage he encountered. Considering, for now, […]

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After Reviewing His Top 5 Accomplishments Last Week, Trump Deserves To Be Fired For Cause!!!

Now that Musk and his DOGE-Bags are obsessed with emails evaluating the federal workforce, pigeonholing their human worth into detailed top 5 lists of completed tasks. Then, sooner or later, Trump should lead by example and face the same intense scrutiny over his performance. Especially if he considers himself the country’s first Supreme Leader. Sure, […]

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Zelenskyy Stands Up For Democracy Against The Groupies Of Putin!!!

The Groupies Of Putin (GOP) have once again made a mockery of themselves, the White House, and American democracy. Donald Trump and JD Vance were so visually frustrated with Ukrainian President Zelenskyy rejecting their tag-team advances. To save face among the misogynistic MAGATS, I was half expecting Trump to start randomly grabbing p*ssies and Vance […]

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Trump’s Government Waste, Fraud, And Abuse Agenda Is A Self Fullfilling Distraction!!!

It’s ironic how DOGE-Bags everywhere are laser-focused on ridding the government of waste fraud and abuse using a corporate scale as criteria. When it’s the lower classes ultimately getting stuck with this entire bill. This is a government paid for by taxpayer dollars, so if we go by their publicly traded company standards, that makes […]

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