Let me start by saying, for as much as I love to throw punches, I refuse to punch down. Which, I believe, is the single biggest difference between the two parties. While Democrats are taking on corporate greed and ensuring Billionaires pay their fair share, Republicans are busy speed-bagging the poor, minorities, and the handful […]
Read More “Tala Freako’s” Revenge……..And here I thought the Homeland Security budget was inflated. I just really hope Kristi’s hornball-hubby uses wet wipes on those Mega-MAGA-ManMarries. Because the only thing worse than your neighbor’s kid getting knocked out by one of your dodgeballs is your neighbor’s kid getting knocked up by one of your dodgeballs. The Times Article Quoted […]
Read More Check Out Homeland-Hubby’s Hooters!!!Congratulations, Donald Trump, you now have more in common with George Washington than the president who privately calls black people the N-word. The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/26/trump-signature-us-bills-currency If you want to lower inflation, you elect Tom Brady, not DJThankles!! The Yahoo Finance Article Quoted – https://finance.yahoo.com/economy/policy/articles/trump-declared-inflation-defeated-now-113000406.html VS BTW… That was the hardest joke I […]
Read More Trump Bucks America!!!Sure, Pam Bondi accidentally handed Democrats proof of Trump’s crimes… But according to her father, it could’ve been much, much, much worse!!! In Today’s Palate Cleaser, we learn that having a competent Caddy can mean the difference between a par for the course afternoon and ditching your cart in the rough before scoring a triple […]
Read More Bleach Bondi Can’t Keep Her Sh*t Together!!!If you thought it was government overreach to deploy ICE to the airports, just imagine the mess they’ll have on their hands when Trump sends them to your local polling station… The CNN Article Quoted – https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/24/us/ice-agents-airport-deployment-what-we-know
Read More ICE: “Reporting For Duty, Sir!!!”Donald Trump can’t stop bragging about a new military weapon he named, “The Discombobulator.” Although, can you really trust Trump’s reviews of its capabilities? Considering he once nicknamed himself “The Fastest Man Alive” after convincing Melania that premature ejaculation was a superpower. However, even when it comes to classified information, Trump can’t help but leak […]
Read More The Discombobulator-In-Chief!!!Trump’s immigration enforcement has clearly hit an ICE-berg and is rapidly taking on more water than his lower limbs. But instead of going down with the ship, Trump’s band of MAGA misfits has turned on one another faster than the Gallagher Brothers in an Oasis Crime Family. However, Kristi Noem hand-picked Greg Bovino, which, in […]
Read More Trouble In Parad-ICE?!?It’s official, Greg Bovino, Trump’s snack-sized border bitch has been demoted from the front lines in Minnesota, so he can primarily focus on his true passion, drowning Mexicans in obscurity. And while in the grand scheme of things, this is, at best, doing the bare minimum, and at worst, a dimly-witted downgrade. It is still […]
Read More Is ICE Losing Its Grip?!?After Donald Trump said he wouldn’t stop MAGA from voting their conscience, all but Congressman Clay Higgins voted to release the Epstein files. A turnout that not only convinced Clay Higgins to unmute his GOP Signal chat but also solidified the deportation of Trump’s “Reverse-Psychology Guy.” Sure, Democrats never believe a word Trump says, and […]
Read More Clay Higgins Earns Coveted NAMBLA Endorsement!!!
