JD Vance, MAGA’s Patron Saint of Monotony, made an unsolicited return to Rome yesterday to crash Pope Leo’s inaugural mass. After a prior Pope Francis encounter proved so tedious that Medical Examiners determined that the boredom alone ultimately drained the will to beat out of the Pope’s heart. So, once it became publicized that newly […]
Read More JD Vance Crashed Pope Leo’s Inaugural Mass!!!Something’s gone incredibly wrong if American voters are more likely to overlook rape allegations than the modern-day Catholic Church. Sure, the Conclave process may still be chock-full of religious misogyny, but then again, that’s a selling point for the republican party. I must say it’s refreshing to have an election in this day and age […]
Read More Little Known Fact About The New Pope He’s A U-S-A-Men!!!As if Trump attending the Pope’s funeral looking like a ginormous pile of Gargamel’s Smurf shit wasn’t disrespectful enough. He also chose the somber event to prove when it comes to public sleep farting, President Biden doesn’t hold a candle to Dozy Donny’s fat ass, and not just to prevent blasting a Dutch oven wildfire […]
Read More Dozy Donny Paid His Final Disrespects To Pope Francis!!!Nancy Mace was caught on camera during her latest hysterical outburst. And by “caught,” I mean she willfully posted a video any other Karen would pay ransom for just to keep it out of the public eye. If self-awareness was a superpower, then MAGA Mace is the Kryptonite. Even Helen Keller would recognize that was […]
Read More The Unbearable Weight Of Mace’s No Talent!!!Like the Ohio State National Championship trophy, Pope Francis didn’t survive his visit with JD Vance. But, unlike the top college football prize, the Pontiff’s remains are fully intact. People are now speculating that Vance killed the Pope for initially refusing to meet with him himself. But if sending your lackey in your place was […]
Read More After The Pope Dissed MAGA, Vance Bored Him To Death!!!
