File this article under first-world problems. It appears I am not the only person finding the heated seats in my car to be a tad bit overbearing if left unchecked. In fact, I am starting to believe that intentionally leaving your car’s heated seats on high is a subconscious cry for help. Anyone purposely cruising […]
Read More Heated Car Seats Need To Chill Out A Bit!!!If you thought TikTok’s influence over our nation’s youth was perilous when China was pulling the strings from Beijing. Just imagine the potential pitfalls if SpaceX Luther gets his hands on America’s productivity Kryptonite. I mean, what could possibly go wrong by handing over the keys of the Oval Office, US Space Program, International Spy […]
Read More Does Musk Acquiring TikTok Turn A National Security Risk Into A Disinformation Monopoly?The Daughter of Youtube influencer and batshit crazy Mormon mom Ruby Franke is speaking out about growing up under the watchful eye of her abusive mother and her co-signing internet fans. I’d like to imagine if the tortured big cats from “The Tiger King” series did a tell-all interview, they’d be half as resilient as […]
Read More The Daughter Of An Abusive YouTube Influencer Speaks Out!!!With all the chaos surrounding the wildfires in Los Angeles, I thought it was important to highlight some area residents doing everything they can to lessen the devastation. Now since Firefighters, are already universally considered the Mother Theresa of first responders and receive deserved praise during times of crisis. I figured focusing on some unsung […]
Read More Examining Some Of The Unsung Heros Of The LA Wildfires!!!As a recovering java junky myself, it appears I am losing out on all the heart health perks associated with morning coffee drinking. Which I find rather stunning, considering I’m a jittery, paranoid mess who feels my heart could explode at any minute when I have a few cups of Dunks in the tank. When […]
Read More Morning Coffee Drinkers Receive More Heart Health Perks!!I thought I had accumulated some embarrassing regrets during my lifetime. However, after hearing about the colossal fuck up our British mate James Howells admitted to publicly 12 years ago on the BBC. I might start Facebooking some old flames to brag about my station in life. Because despite what my ex-wife will most likely […]
Read More Imagine Throwing Away Nearly A Billion Dollars In The Trash!!!A recent discovery of a Dinosaur Highway in England proves that not only did dinosaurs roam Great Britain approximately 166 million years ago. But the pathways left behind by their footprints also suggest, yes, the British have been driving on the wrong side of the road this entire time. Even the most pea-brained dinosaur would […]
Read More A “Dinosaur Highway” Was Recently Uncovered In England!!!In the least shocking development since Los Angeles spontaneously combusted once again, causing hundreds of thousands to be displaced by relentless wind-driven wildfires devastating the region. A self-driving car malfunctioned, leaving its time-strapped passenger attempting to make his flight with no self-troubleshooting go-to options on the fly. Perhaps the software engineers tasked with solving any […]
Read More Despite Ignoring It’s Airport Destination Driverless Car Successfully Circles Parking Lot!!!Christmas Day comes around just as quickly as it goes away each year. However, the one thing that awkwardly overstays its welcome much longer than is sociably acceptable. Other than your creepy single uncle fooling no one but his mirror with his attempted combover, is that withering Christmas tree kept in the unproductive corner of […]
Read More What To Do With Your Christmas Tree If You Missed Your Local Pick-Up Day!!!So Russian State Run Media (the country’s largest propaganda provider) went above and beyond this Holiday Season. To prove once and for all what makes them the number #1 vacationing destination of the faux masculine supremacy movement here in the States. Now, since Putin’s Regime tells their audiences what media they should and shouldn’t consume, […]
Read More Was Putin Aiming For Santa When He Shot Down A Passenger Jet On Christmas?!?
