Ukraine unleashed a drone attack on Russian data centers that wiped out millions of internet bots and the Truth Social comment section… And instead of praising democracy’s war on disinformation, Donald Trump rebranded the extermination of his faux-fascist fans as ‘The Trump Holocaust,’ while feeling catfished by his imaginary friends, made Emo Musk take his […]
Read More Musk Avenges Bot Deaths…In high school, I was the starting point guard on the basketball team, a position I hadn’t played before freshman year. Growing up, I was always tall for my age and played such relentless defense that I could pick a kangaroo’s pocket, so my natural position was center and power forward. However, when I hit […]
Read More Senator Schmidt-Show’s Own Goal!!!Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m back. Now, if you would hold your applause until the end, we can get started. And for those of you still wondering where the fuck I have been. I say: Well, if Jimmy Kimmel, The Daily Show, and Melania Trump can afford to take summers off. Then I can afford to […]
Read More Sooo…What Did I Miss???Donald Trump failed miserably at last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner speech, proving once again that the only funny bone in his body is a cankle. Especially now that miniature erections are completely out of the picture. The good news is that although Trump did bomb, zero Iranian schoolgirls were harmed in the process. I […]
Read More Trump One-Ups White House Correspondents’ Dinner Shooter With His Own Bomb!!!Why, when: “Keep it moving, nothing to see here, folks.” is how the blamestream media reacts to a mushroom cloud in the Middle East, do my Spidey-senses scream: “WHAT DID DONNY DO NOW?” Perhaps, it’s because Fox News spent an entire week trying to will a pandemic out of manufactured fear and highly-rated Rat droppings, […]
Read More Don’t Worry The Explosions At Two Middle-East Nuclear Facilities Will Be Blamed On Rat Droppings…So it turns out that Pam Bondi mistakenly sent Democrat Jaime Raskin proof that Donald Trump stole super-classified secrets so he could sell them to foreign adversaries. That’s nearly as bad as the time Bondi meant to send her father a copy of her diploma and accidentally texted him the anonymous photo she planned to […]
Read More Pam Bondi Accidentally Sent Proof Of Trump’s Crimes To Democrats!!!Today, Donald Trump held a “Board of Peace” gathering. Picture a collection of Skeletor-like warlords but with much thinner skin. And what, you ask, was so important to the MAGA “peace” agenda that required a murderous meeting of the mindless? The US and Israel are once again joining forces to bomb the sand out of […]
Read More Is Trump Bombing Iran To Cover Up An Epstein File Hack?!?It’s official, Greg Bovino, Trump’s snack-sized border bitch has been demoted from the front lines in Minnesota, so he can primarily focus on his true passion, drowning Mexicans in obscurity. And while in the grand scheme of things, this is, at best, doing the bare minimum, and at worst, a dimly-witted downgrade. It is still […]
Read More Is ICE Losing Its Grip?!?If you want further proof that MAGA loyalty is an oxymoron like jumbo shrimp or conservative comedian, look no further than Marjorie Taylor Greene. The MAGA Karen who never met a Democrat she didn’t want to arm wrestle to death. Until House Republicans began the Peyton Manning of all pedophilia cover-ups: You know the kind, […]
Read More MTG: From Dancing With The Devil, To Dancing With The Stars!!!Now that the discharge petition has reached the necessary 218 votes to release the Epstein files, the GOP suddenly realizes they can no longer protect Donald Trump. Sure, their first instinct was to jump into bed with a sex offender, but even Republicans prefer covering their own ass to getting fucked by a pedophile. Which […]
Read More The Groupies Of Pedophiles (GOP) Are Stuck Between A Rock And A Sex Offender!!!
