Tag: SNL

Pervert Hoover Is Downsizing Hope, Not Spending As The Deficit Increased 4% In February!!!

If you genuinely believed Trump’s DOGE-Bags were created to lower the deficit, then I have some good and bad news for you. The bad news is you’ve been consuming so much right-wing propaganda over the years that for the first time in your life, you have a sincere opinion about women’s sports. The good news […]

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Trump’s Gold Card Scheme “Give Me Your Rich, White, Oligarchs Yearning To Be Mean”!!!

Donald Trump plans to roll out a new $5 million variation of a green card called the Trump Gold Card. From the sound of this scheme, it is the white privilege EZPass circumvention of the US immigration system. The days of an empathic and welcoming Statue of Liberty preaching, “Give me your tired, your poor, […]

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When It Comes To Believing His Sh*t Doesn’t Stink, Does Elon Love His Own Musk?!?

Some consider it a sign of confidence to think your shit doesn’t stink. However, since Elon Musk is the definition of insecurity. Although Elon pretends to love his own Musk in many of his wannabe-tough guy-esque tweets. If the Janitors at SpaceX can even detect Musk’s bullshit bravado, imagine the dirt his rocket scientists can […]

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Rihanna Wasn’t The Only One Saying No To Drinks In 2024!!!

Everyone’s favorite “Caribbean Queen” Rihanna, made a viral New Year’s Eve announcement that she had successfully made it through 2024 booze-less. Now, only the algorithm truly knows whether her statement was the catalyst for Apple News’s nearly simultaneous follow-up campaign for a dry 2025. However, the timing of GMA’s Riri segment and Apple’s Pavlovian News […]

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Even The Buckingham Palace Office Xmas Party Turned Into A Sh*tshow!!!

Each and every year, holiday parties take place across the globe. Sometimes, the fallout from these festive gatherings can permanently alter your work environment. Potential mishaps can range from an unplanned inter-office pregnancy between the formerly married CFO “Drunk Kathy” and Bruce, the new guy who clearly over-dyes his mustache, himself. To Thom in accounting, […]

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