After a lengthy hiatus, I have finally returned from my Memorial Day break that lasted a few weeks short of a Charlie Sheen afterparty. To be honest, I have wanted to jump back into writing. But felt more like a fat kid overly hesitant to turn double-dutch into a belly-flop slingshot. However, I could no […]
Read More Trump Can’t Even Drink Water, Let Alone Walk On It!!!Kash Patel, Trump’s future Former FBI Director and current bobble-eyed booze bag, who spends so much of his day getting blacked out, that his FBI codename is “The Epstein List.” (Side note: Imagine Pam Bondi wasn’t lying when she told Fox News, “The Epstein List is currently sitting on my desk.” But was jokingly referring […]
Read More Southern Poverty Law Center Attacked By Drunk Child!!!When I originally started calling Kash Patel “Keystone K$SH,” I was referring to his inability to do his job like a Keystone Cop, not his inability to remain alcohol-free like a Keystone Light. However, while most people consider “Drinking on the job” a liability, Kash sees things much differently… And not at all because his […]
Read More Keystone K$SH: When Even Drinking ON The Job, Is ON-Brand!!!
